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 | College Freshman's Roommate Has Had Excuse To Go Home Every Weekend Since August | 1:27 | 51,024 | 1 list |
 | Jodie Foster Inspires Teens To Come Out Using Vague, Rambling Riddles | 1:90 | 63,860 | |
 | Police Find Super-Sharp Buck Knife | 1:19 | 54,995 | 1 list |
 | Hot Kids - Teachers, Ep. 2 | 2:17 | 215,401 | |
 | Osama Bin Laden Foundation Awards Fellowships To 20 Promising Young Terrorists | 1:52 | 42,782 | 1 list |
 | NRA Fights Legislation That Would Ban Gun Sales To Those Currently On Killing Sprees | 1:90 | 61,167 | |
 | Snakes In A Bag - America's Best - Ep. 4 | 4:17 | 88,213 | |
 | Mother Who Forgot To Pay 29-Year-Old Son's Phone Bill Reminded To Really Be Careful About That | 1:20 | 42,755 | 1 list |
 | Only Difficult Pistachios Left In Bag | 2:54 | 50,206 | |
 | Fan Responds To Taylor Swift's Leaked Single, "I'm Not Your Contest" | 0:48 | 56,157 | |
 | Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills | 1:15 | 153,977 | |
 | Investigation Finds Appalling Conditions In 'Cosmopolitan' Magazine Male-Pleasure Laboratory | 1:38 | 45,930 | 1 list |
 | Psychiatrists Warn Nation's Used Car Salesman Going Insane, Practically Giving Cars Away | 1:80 | 44,946 | |
 | America's Sexiest Hula Hooper? - America's Best - Ep. 3 | 3:16 | 96,905 | |
 | Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him In Debt, Unprepared For Job Market | 1:60 | 63,086 | 1 list |
 | Everyone At Office Planning Shooting Spree For Same Day | 2:43 | 197,543 | |
 | Year In Review: 2012 | 3:37 | 48,984 | |
 | Modern-Day Robin Hood Living In Woods, Shooting Rich People With Arrows | 1:13 | 103,166 | |
 | Scientists Debut Smug Robot That Can Run Half-Marathon, Brag About It | 1:11 | 68,536 | |
 | Russell Crowe Praised For Stunning Portrayal Of Man Who Cannot Sing Or Act In 'Les Mis' | 1:37 | 81,354 | |
 | America's Spookiest Ghost Costumes - America's Best - Ep. 2 | 3:36 | 100,052 | |
 | Mayan Word For 'Apocalypse' Actually Translates More Accurately As 'Time Of Pale Obese Gun Monsters' | 1:11 | 71,325 | |
 | Teachers | 1:28 | 94,861 | |
 | Fugitive Doctor Accuses Devlin MacGregor Of Fraud | 1:42 | 30,362 | 1 list |
 | SNL Hosting Gig Caps Breakout Year For Navy's SEAL Team Six | 0:50 | 29,289 | |
 | America's Breathiest Singer? - America's Best - Ep. 1 | 4:19 | 159,167 | |
 | New iPhone Geared Towards College-Aged Girls Comes With Pre-Shattered Screen | 0:44 | 163,491 | |
 | Peter Jackson's 'The Hobbit' Stays Faithful To Original Book, Denny's Menu | 1:80 | 58,690 | |
 | Man Has Such Good Friends They'll Let Him Drink Himself To Death Right Before Their Eyes | 1:12 | 49,641 | 1 list |
 | NASA: Water On Mercury Proves Planet Could Support Intergalactic Space Prison | 0:58 | 56,011 | |
 | Rare Pornographic Movie Shot At Vatican For First Time Since 1982's 'Pope Fisters IV' | 1:12 | 60,990 | |
 | Kidnappers' Demands Only Make Sense Given Economy | 1:12 | 56,448 | |
 | 38-Year-Old Little Boy Posts Picture Of Fast Car He Likes To Facebook | 1:12 | 77,697 | 1 list |
 | Nation's Hardass Cops Finally Find Time To Play Games | 0:52 | 49,230 | 1 list |
 | Your Brain-Gun: Turn The Safety Off - Onion Talks - Ep. 12 | 4:19 | 121,390 | |
 | Congress Arrested On Manslaughter Charges | 1:13 | 54,894 | 1 list |
 | Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography | 1:14 | 367,590 | |
 | Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A Hit Among People Who Don't Know That Pornography Exists | 0:58 | 227,276 | |
 | You Want A Movie? Gimme The Stars - Onion Talks - Ep. 11 | 4:18 | 64,737 | |
 | Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10 | 4:30 | 96,819 | |
 | The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9 | 3:46 | 146,238 | |
 | CVS Unveils New Holiday Advertising Campaign | 0:10 | 94,045 | |
 | Today Now! - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 8 | 7:44 | 82,466 | 1 list |
 | Quit Whining And Put On A Goddamn Coat: My Journey - Onion Talks - Ep. 8 | 3:37 | 116,546 | |
 | Pigmaster General - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 7 | 9:30 | 69,765 | 1 list |
 | Delicious Pie And The Value Of Patience - Onion Talks - Ep. 7 | 3:56 | 87,797 | |
 | After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 | 2:38 | 141,505 | |
 | Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe | 1:49 | 80,320 | |
 | Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6 | 3:37 | 1,066,853 | |
 | Kim's Dark Mirror - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 3:30 | 54,248 | |
 | How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day | 2:70 | 83,636 | |
 | Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves | 1:34 | 93,249 | |
 | New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose | 1:00 | 62,897 | |
 | America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign | 2:42 | 53,378 | |
 | Niece To Eat You! - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 6 | 7:20 | 93,344 | 1 list |
 | A Future Where All Robots Have Penises - Onion Talks - Ep. 5 | 2:40 | 148,606 | |
 | Zionist Literature - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 3:31 | 52,992 | |
 | Real Americans Square Off With The Candidates In The 2012 DemocraKiosk Debate | 1:31 | 47,627 | |
 | New GOP Smartphone App Streamlines Voter Discrimination In Swing States | 2:23 | 49,981 | |
 | Pork Marathon - Porkin' Across America - Ep 5 | 6:45 | 68,513 | 1 list |
 | What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks - Ep. 4 | 3:55 | 278,598 | |
 | Onion Digital Studios Reveals New Programming at 2012 UpFronts | 2:49 | 250,447 | |
 | Aborted Appraisal - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 2:30 | 36,781 | |
 | Porkin' Miranda Lambert - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 4 | 7:52 | 128,440 | 1 list |
 | Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3 | 2:59 | 343,298 | |
 | PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths | 0:70 | 30,268 | |
 | Groupon - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 2:57 | 40,516 | |
 | Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked | 2:13 | 254,386 | |
 | Burrito à la Jim -- Porkin' Across America -- Ep. 3 | 6:45 | 70,763 | 1 list |
 | Loudness Equals Power - Onion Talks - Ep. 2 | 3:39 | 181,284 | |
 | Judge Dredge Courts Denise - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 2:42 | 38,484 | |
 | The Onion Introduces: The Book Bjorn | 1:56 | 41,779 | |
 | The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge | 0:16 | 36,931 | |
 | Qan You Dig It? - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 2 | 6:36 | 90,547 | 1 list |
 | Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1 | 3:32 | 764,018 | |
 | Judge Dredge - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 3:31 | 40,982 | |
 | How To Suck Your Drain Clean With Your Mouth - Troublehacking with Drew Cleary | 2:52 | 48,290 | |
 | Scientology Minister Accused Of Molesting Thetans | 2:17 | 64,367 | |
 | Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine | 3:60 | 121,657 | |
 | The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney | 4:10 | 229,000 | |
 | Thousands Of Americans Trapped In "Animal Hoarders" Marathon | 1:18 | 49,120 | |
 | Jim Haggerty Porks The USA! -- Porkin' Across America -- Ep. 1 | 6:27 | 131,115 | 1 list |
 | Onion Talks - Preview | 0:31 | 211,078 | |
 | Splintered Wood - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 2:28 | 37,540 | |
 | How To Know What Words Mean - Troublehacking with Drew Cleary | 2:17 | 77,994 | |
 | Personal Trainer Making Area Man Put On Humiliating Little Show For Entire Gym | 1:50 | 68,691 | |
 | Romney Still In Hot Water After Reading GOP Platform Verbatim | 2:32 | 48,510 | |
 | Prevent Identity Theft By Changing Identity Every Three Years | 1:46 | 41,644 | |
 | The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama | 4:23 | 194,531 | |
 | Porkin' Across America With Today Now!'s Jim Haggerty - Preview | 0:34 | 56,060 | 1 list |
 | Mice: Nature's Disposable Animals - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 11 | 2:20 | 98,805 | 1 list |
 | Dredged Stereo? - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 2:33 | 39,135 | |
 | How To Feel Emotions When Holding Your Newborn - Troublehacking with Drew Cleary | 2:60 | 75,875 | |
 | White House Officials Confirm Malia Obama Now Seven Feet, Nine Inches Tall | 3:11 | 74,482 | |
 | What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Employers About You? | 2:10 | 285,496 | 1 list |
 | Apple Unveils Much-Anticipated iPhone 4SE | 3:29 | 136,883 | |
 | Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention | 2:33 | 35,097 | |
 | Manatees: I Saw Manatees Gang Rape A Crippled Manatee Once, Really - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 10 | 2:52 | 208,262 | 1 list |
 | Snake Eggs - Lake Dredge Appraisal | 3:11 | 56,264 | |
 | Hack Pesky Time Loops With Insults - Troublehacking with Drew Cleary | 1:21 | 29,847 | |
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