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 | Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands | 1:13 | 136,297 | |
 | Dr. Good's Ultimate Shot Giveaway! - Dr. Good - Ep. 3 | 3:11 | 63,708 | |
 | Weeping Guy | 0:58 | 29,143 | |
 | Web Series Reaches 100 Views | 2:17 | 28,726 | |
 | Could Plastic Surgery Be Your Ticket To Employment? - Dr. Good - Ep. 2 | 3:58 | 103,270 | |
 | The Best Of Today Now!: Fresh Roasted Cup Of News | 17:18 | 71,698 | |
 | Tim Allen, Mark Wahlberg, And Tara Reid Spotted At Cafe Discussing Oh God What Are They Planning? | 2:23 | 29,661 | |
 | Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes - Dr. Good - Ep. 1 | 4:45 | 64,796 | |
 | David Fincher To Helm YouTube's First Hour-Long Drama Series 'Turtle Has Sex With Shoes' | 1:49 | 21,450 | |
 | Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. | 1:20 | 74,067 | 1 list |
 | There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop | 1:46 | 52,854 | 1 list |
 | The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137 | 10:37 | 275,135 | |
 | Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive | 1:18 | 67,326 | 1 list |
 | Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair | 3:60 | 50,763 | |
 | Excited Man Only Two Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues | 1:13 | 39,990 | 1 list |
 | Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris | 1:22 | 479,980 | 1 list |
 | Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression | 1:14 | 39,877 | 1 list |
 | VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot | 2:42 | 71,831 | |
 | Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl | 2:44 | 63,940 | |
 | Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren't Any Awesome Events This Weekend | 1:80 | 36,918 | 1 list |
 | Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up | 1:24 | 53,576 | 1 list |
 | Jessica Simpson Goes On Nationwide Book Tour To Promote The Novel She Read | 1:40 | 41,276 | |
 | Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle' | 0:36 | 62,844 | |
 | Onion News Empire Official Trailer | 0:56 | 117,437 | |
 | How One Hot New Device Helps Couples Drag Out Their Doomed Relationship That Extra Month Or Two | 3:00 | 50,249 | |
 | Area Woman Thinks All Of Her Friends Should Be Comedians | 1:25 | 53,130 | 1 list |
 | Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda | 1:16 | 45,712 | 1 list |
 | Popular Children's Book Author Reveals The 'Spooky Truth' About Creepy Conspiracy Theories | 4:19 | 62,415 | |
 | Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War | 0:44 | 46,290 | |
 | Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers | 1:22 | 46,059 | |
 | Proud Time To Be A Cowering Sack Of Shit As Democrats Back Off Assault Weapons Ban | 2:45 | 46,095 | |
 | Paul Ryan's Unsettling Budget Plan Reveals He Cuts His Own Hair | 0:53 | 27,399 | |
 | Cardinals Elect New Crisis Management Director | 2:20 | 31,786 | |
 | Finance Expert Saves Struggling Zoo By Firing All Employees, Getting Rid Of Cages | 2:57 | 33,761 | |
 | Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé | 1:45 | 60,281 | 1 list |
 | Today NOW! Hosts Shake 7UP TEN Cans, Guarantee Explosive New Episode | 0:24 | 27,242 | |
 | Pope Francis Resigns | 0:46 | 56,713 | |
 | James Holmes' Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles To Remember Which Mass Shooter He Is | 1:90 | 31,687 | |
 | Nation Agrees Justin Bieber's Inevitable Meltdown Could Be Interesting To Watch | 2:22 | 96,860 | |
 | The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion's Coverage | 1:20 | 38,244 | 1 list |
 | Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked | 0:57 | 65,908 | |
 | Is This 'Real Life Mr. Ed' Just A Horse Owned By A Lunatic? | 3:14 | 27,394 | |
 | Man Not Sure He's Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm | 1:11 | 36,438 | 1 list |
 | Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year | 1:16 | 74,419 | |
 | Romney Blames Loss On Successfully Communicating His Message To Minorities | 0:56 | 46,351 | |
 | Retiring Pope Half-Heartedly Suggests Grabbing Lunch Sometime With God | 2:27 | 44,790 | |
 | Netflix Checks If Area Man Okay After Watching 'Sons Of Anarchy' Season In Single Sitting | 1:13 | 50,040 | 1 list |
 | Nostalgic Warden Has Seen 3 Generations Of Family Come Through Prison | 1:27 | 26,264 | 1 list |
 | Winter Storm Rocky Expected To Hit Kevin Hodges Of Joliet, IL Hardest After The Year He's Had | 1:21 | 28,624 | |
 | Amazing Dance Prodigy Hopes New Ballet Will Inspire Her Dad To Notice Her For Once | 3:40 | 84,374 | 1 list |
 | God Airs History Of Workplace Tension With Pope Benedict XVI | 0:32 | 32,154 | |
 | Transportation Secretary LaHood Hoarding Traffic Cones, Stop Signs In Advance Of Looming Sequester | 0:57 | 22,717 | |
 | Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory | 1:55 | 51,814 | 1 list |
 | Somber Red Carpet Moment As 'In Memoriam' Coffins Wheeled Into The Auditorium | 0:36 | 21,507 | |
 | NRA: 'It's Probably Best If You Just Ignore What We're About To Say' | 2:31 | 39,511 | |
 | Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets | 0:50 | 69,445 | |
 | Kathryn Bigelow Stuns On Red Carpet Wearing Blood-Soaked Rags Osama Bin Laden Was Killed In | 1:36 | 28,843 | |
 | Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 Of His Ex-Girlfriend's Facebook Photos | 1:11 | 51,578 | 1 list |
 | Republicans Reach Out To Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill | 1:90 | 39,401 | |
 | Burger King Twitter Hack Forces Its Followers To Survive Without Stream Of BK Information | 0:48 | 46,496 | |
 | America's Best Huqin Player? - America's Best - Ep. 9 | 5:49 | 41,934 | |
 | Today NOW! Offers 7UP TEN Chance For Fruitful Sponsorship | 0:34 | 22,289 | |
 | Study Reveals Conditions In Women's Prisons Deplorably Unsexy | 1:40 | 77,492 | |
 | Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling | 1:39 | 89,047 | 1 list |
 | Devoted Abuser Stops By Girlfriend's Office To Deliver Surprise Threat | 1:19 | 36,424 | 1 list |
 | 'The State Of The Union Is Strong,' Says Man Burdened With Protecting Us From The Truth | 0:57 | 42,362 | |
 | Nation's 24 Middle Class Citizens Glad To Hear Obama Looking Out For Them | 2:53 | 33,354 | |
 | New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils | 1:24 | 56,921 | 1 list |
 | Santana And Rob Thomas' 'Smooth' Sweeps Grammy Awards For 13th Year In A Row | 0:45 | 32,409 | |
 | A Tale Of Two Singers - America's Best - Ep. 8 | 3:20 | 23,564 | |
 | Reclusive 'Terrence Malick Of The Beltway' To Release First New Law In 20 Years | 1:21 | 18,205 | |
 | SeaWorld Unveils New 20 Whales Stuffed In Pool Show | 3:70 | 63,464 | |
 | iInterviewer: Jason Schwartzman and Roman Coppola | 1:52 | 15,876 | |
 | PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama | 1:34 | 46,681 | 1 list |
 | Report: Peanut Butter Contains Traces Of Rat Feces But Life's Weird Like That Sometimes | 0:58 | 34,910 | 1 list |
 | Hot Dog Face - Teachers, Ep. 5 | 0:50 | 77,330 | |
 | Top Chef Contestants Forced To Prepare Entire Meal Out Of 2013 Toyota Avalon | 1:19 | 33,208 | |
 | America's Sandiest Car? - America's Best - Ep. 7 | 4:11 | 63,543 | |
 | Ms. Butterfly - Teachers, Ep. 4 | 1:45 | 80,567 | |
 | America's Best Kisser? - America's Best - Ep. 6 | 4:21 | 55,607 | |
 | The Burtons - Teachers, Ep. 3 | 2:45 | 66,960 | |
 | Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation | 2:41 | 40,189 | |
 | John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Christmas Album Plunges Nation Into Double-Dip Recession | 1:24 | 31,846 | |
 | High School For The Performing Arts Student Goes In Depth About Really Weird Peer Pressure | 1:40 | 32,748 | 1 list |
 | New Orleans Police Struggle To Contain Rioting Ray Lewis After Ravens' Super Bowl Victory | 0:55 | 30,912 | |
 | Taylor Swift Releases New Breakup Song Slamming Winner Of 'Win A Date With Taylor Swift' Contest | 1:40 | 61,157 | |
 | Local Burger Feels Especially Disgusting Today | 2:37 | 52,314 | |
 | Department Of Interior Bilked Out Of $18 Million In Funding By Con Gopher | 1:30 | 25,163 | 1 list |
 | Health Officials Urging Americans To Do Something, Anything For 30 Minutes A Day | 1:30 | 51,677 | |
 | And Nation Has To Go Through It All Again Tomorrow | 1:80 | 31,818 | 1 list |
 | New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future | 0:52 | 75,947 | |
 | Huffington Post Completes 63 Million Page 'Where Are They Now' Slideshow Of Every Celebrity Ever | 0:49 | 30,454 | |
 | Frustrated Inner-City Students Running Out Of Ideas To Motivate Teachers | 1:18 | 53,936 | 1 list |
 | NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA | 1:33 | 41,020 | 1 list |
 | Study Exposes Risks Of Conducting Research While Driving | 2:46 | 31,831 | |
 | Lance Armstrong Admits Drug Use, Plans Return To Cycling As Flamboyant, Fan-Hating Villain | 1:12 | 50,512 | |
 | Diane Sawyer Introduces New Foul-Mouthed, Cigar-Chomping Character To 'ABC World News' | 3:10 | 28,967 | |
 | Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day | 1:20 | 42,534 | 1 list |
 | Hoaxed Linebacker Manti Te'o Now Dating 'Scarlett Johansson's Head On Jenny McCarthy's Body' | 0:46 | 27,148 | |
 | America's Best Scatter? - America's Best - Ep. 5 | 4:70 | 49,584 | |
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