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 | Behind The Pen: The Chinese Threat | 3:19 | 52,677 | 1 list |
 | Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion | 1:59 | 108,789 | |
 | This Week In History: V.E. Day Commemorated With Historic Radio Address From FDR's Rotting Corpse | 3:00 | 36,377 | |
 | After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown | 2:48 | 75,687 | |
 | Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil | 2:35 | 52,211 | |
 | In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls | 2:31 | 62,557 | |
 | Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works | 2:54 | 66,362 | 1 list |
 | This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof | 2:57 | 69,576 | |
 | Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100,000 Speaking Fee | 2:37 | 64,619 | |
 | Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot | 2:28 | 109,748 | |
 | Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk | 3:60 | 64,724 | |
 | It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton | 2:34 | 65,840 | |
 | Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter | 1:10 | 66,955 | |
 | Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria | 1:24 | 62,359 | |
 | Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone | 3:10 | 109,084 | |
 | Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time | 2:44 | 65,880 | 1 list |
 | Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook | 2:29 | 340,662 | |
 | Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis | 2:29 | 120,242 | |
 | Eric Cantor Tossed By Bucking Mitch McConnell During Congressional Rodeo | 2:35 | 36,499 | |
 | Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn | 2:38 | 131,327 | |
 | Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them | 1:40 | 85,776 | |
 | Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself | 2:36 | 130,958 | |
 | Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day | 2:45 | 28,575 | |
 | Shelby Cross Warns Women Self-Defense Classes "A Trap" | 2:10 | 68,534 | |
 | Man With Nice Eyes Blown | 2:17 | 119,529 | |
 | Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air | 2:42 | 83,330 | 1 list |
 | After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict | 2:41 | 60,584 | 1 list |
 | Small-Town Mayor Steps Down Amid Scandal Over Forged Coupon | 1:24 | 43,122 | |
 | Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch | 2:31 | 36,802 | |
 | Nation's First Boombox-Carrying, Rollerskating Congressman Broke Boundaries | 1:56 | 52,762 | |
 | Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are | 2:47 | 40,745 | 1 list |
 | Purity Of War Marred By One Bad Apple In Afghanistan | 2:31 | 123,654 | |
 | Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power | 2:30 | 332,398 | |
 | Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary | 2:33 | 56,843 | |
 | Nation Abuzz With Prospect Of 18-Year-Old Boys Having Their Dreams Crushed | 2:39 | 50,427 | 1 list |
 | Sale Of BET To White Supremacist Group Results In No Changes To Programming | 2:29 | 203,824 | |
 | Could The Use Of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide? | 2:70 | 110,021 | |
 | Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard | 3:22 | 99,498 | |
 | Embarrassing Bounced Check From Greece Taped Up In IMF Headquarters | 2:33 | 77,367 | |
 | Minnesota Braces For Return Of Bachmann's Full Attention | 2:31 | 38,684 | |
 | Black Conservatives Support Candidate Whose Religion Believes Black People Bear Mark Of Cain | 3:10 | 80,930 | |
 | Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth | 2:58 | 51,149 | |
 | Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored | 2:39 | 45,435 | |
 | Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick | 3:70 | 140,904 | |
 | Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself | 2:37 | 169,268 | 1 list |
 | World's Youngest Person Born | 2:24 | 223,612 | |
 | Facebook To Allow Changes To Privacy Settings If Users Guess Word In Locket Worn By Mark Zuckerberg | 2:31 | 108,321 | |
 | NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost | 2:42 | 34,711 | |
 | Leaf From "Tree Of Life" Frontrunner For Best Actor Oscar | 2:15 | 41,718 | |
 | Boy Loses Leg In Totally Awesome Shark Attack | 2:26 | 365,489 | 1 list |
 | Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship | 2:35 | 49,997 | |
 | Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools | 1:52 | 65,073 | |
 | Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume | 2:41 | 194,455 | |
 | Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball | 2:42 | 73,185 | 1 list |
 | In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation | 2:54 | 146,411 | |
 | GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head | 1:55 | 69,629 | |
 | Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy | 3:11 | 40,067 | |
 | Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother | 1:49 | 51,049 | |
 | Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized | 3:10 | 2,053,073 | 1 list |
 | Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now | 0:58 | 41,403 | 1 list |
 | Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady | 2:36 | 27,419 | 1 list |
 | Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses | 2:50 | 79,947 | 1 list |
 | 2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead | 1:40 | 35,662 | |
 | Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby | 1:37 | 63,866 | |
 | Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl | 2:41 | 43,069 | 1 list |
 | Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama 'Dad' In Cabinet Meeting | 3:31 | 69,459 | |
 | 2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman | 1:60 | 38,581 | |
 | 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition | 1:30 | 51,934 | |
 | Did Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman | 2:50 | 146,183 | |
 | 2011 Top Story: Japanese Nuclear Reactor Totally Safe Says Two-Headed Plant Official | 1:20 | 53,415 | |
 | Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe For Funniest Goofball At His Table | 2:20 | 53,897 | |
 | 2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds | 1:27 | 49,543 | |
 | Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op | 2:53 | 71,735 | |
 | Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Beauty And Fame Takes Singer's First-Born Child | 2:31 | 138,554 | |
 | Alex Smith Boasts 49ers Have What It Takes To Win Despite Him | 2:41 | 38,422 | 1 list |
 | Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged In A Week-Long Drug-Fueled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes' | 2:00 | 41,305 | |
 | Feds Break Up Brutal Las Vegas Man-Fighting Ring | 2:29 | 81,151 | |
 | Traveling Group Of Medieval Mummers Is America's Top Pick For Holiday Entertainment | 2:33 | 63,725 | |
 | Ashton Kutcher Caught Canoodling With Ancient Disc Made Of Pure Evil | 2:31 | 80,854 | |
 | Tim Tebow Becomes First Christian To Play In NFL - Sports Year in Review | 2:34 | 107,267 | 1 list |
 | Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall | 2:36 | 821,096 | 1 list |
 | Aaron Rodgers Vows To Make Season Interesting By Killing Self | 2:38 | 53,370 | 1 list |
 | Report: Nobody's Heard From David Blaine In A While, Somebody Should Probably Check If He Died | 2:44 | 96,746 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Has All The Answers, Even About Particle Physics | 1:80 | 58,528 | |
 | Year In Review: Revolution In Egypt Either Courageous Or Stupid Depending On Outcome | 1:26 | 43,763 | |
 | Year In Review: Renewable Energy Source Encoded In Charlie Sheen's Rants | 0:55 | 46,205 | |
 | Chinese Paint Tops List Of This Year's Must-Have Holiday Gifts | 1:21 | 85,274 | 1 list |
 | Doofus Chilean Miner Stuck Down There Again | 2:42 | 61,165 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Explains Why There Are So Many People In Prison | 0:54 | 56,200 | |
 | NBA Players, Owners Fail To Reach Agreement Where They Would Beat Each Other With Chains | 2:33 | 29,631 | 1 list |
 | Parents Keep Deceased Son's Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblr | 1:42 | 147,292 | |
 | Report: Some Sick Fuck Out There Now Supporting Herman Cain Because Of Sexual Assault Allegations | 2:54 | 84,142 | |
 | Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners | 2:29 | 26,836 | 1 list |
 | High Unemployment Linked To Increasing Number Of Face Tattoos | 0:49 | 127,402 | |
 | Older Hispanic Men Line Up Excitedly For 'Breaking Dawn' Premiere | 1:27 | 76,117 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Must Decide Between "Watch The Throne" And "Carter IV" | 1:70 | 23,336 | |
 | Brooke Alvarez Teaches Us How To Deal With Uninformed People | 1:11 | 22,334 | |
 | New Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating | 1:39 | 360,520 | |
 | Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine | 2:20 | 248,542 | |
 | Jim And Tracy Put On Fat Suits To See What Life Is Really Like For Awful Fat People | 2:40 | 99,708 | 1 list |
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