"Congratulations. You’ve discovered the “description” section for the ‘How To’ videos. This is the section were we presume some sort of description is suppose to take place. But, unfortunately we’re not really that good at typing long drawn out descriptions of things. That’s kind of why we make videos - so we don’t have to type. We don’t even really know where most symbols on a keyboard are. Really. You know those little dots things? You know, the dot things that go above letters when you’re speaking Dutch? We have no idea how to make that happen. Not that we plan on speaking Dutch or anything. Just saying.

You know what nobody reads? Terms of Service. Nobody reads the Terms of Service. Why don’t we pretend that this is a Terms of Service, then we can both go on our way. Deal? Deal.

You’re still here.

Ok, that’s cool. We can keep typing as long as you can keep reading. …You know what’s cool? Outside. You should go there. It has fresh air and animals. You love animals. We can tell from your video history log. …By the way, this might be a good time to mention that the ‘How To’ videos do actually come with a ‘terms of service’. And let’s say, you, by reading this, do agree with all of them… whatever those terms happen to be. Probably involves you sacrificing any privacy rights to your video history log or something. Sound scary. Umlaut! That’s what we was thinking about before. Umlaut. No idea how to type that. %. See, not even close.". less