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 | Man Keeps Memory Of Dead Teen Alive By Making Her Center Of Elaborate Political Conspiracy Theory | 1:58 | 35,383 | |
 | How Trump Writes His Tweets | 0:38 | 29,371 | |
 | ACLU Explains How Some Of Funds Raised Will Defend Rights Of Weirdos To Have Sex With Trees | 1:56 | 18,257 | |
 | How The GOP Can Still Repeal Obamacare | 0:45 | 14,730 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power’ | 3:15 | 29,450 | |
 | How Every Hit Song Starts By Sampling Hall & Oates 'Rich Girl' | 2:24 | 39,833 | |
 | Woman Testifying Before Congress Sobbing Too Hard To Tell Them Why She's There | 0:51 | 31,902 | |
 | How America Can Become Less Divided By Increasing The Number Of Murals Of People Holding Hands | 1:22 | 25,488 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' | 3:50 | 195,415 | |
 | Can A Mother Actually Lift A Car If Her Child Is Trapped Under It? | 1:46 | 45,380 | |
 | Is Taking Vitamins An Adequate Substitute For Eating Rhino Horns? | 1:17 | 28,432 | |
 | Why Are There So Few Female Directors? | 1:41 | 31,045 | |
 | What Makes Anna So Beautiful In The Moonlight? | 2:16 | 27,986 | |
 | Americans Have Lost Faith In Government Due To Both Parties' Failed Promises To Blow Up Mt. Rushmore | 1:43 | 28,497 | |
 | Should We Exercise That Much If The Body Is Built For Short Bursts Between Sitting And Lying Down? | 1:70 | 31,901 | |
 | 'The Onion' Has Obtained Hundreds Of Classified Documents From The Trump White House | 12:18 | 152,441 | |
 | Scientists Capture Audio Of Beetle Colliding With Paper Clip For First Time | 1:34 | 33,843 | |
 | Why Does It Seem Like Movie Ratings Are Harder On Willem Dafoe Sex Than Willem Dafoe Violence? | 1:41 | 23,927 | |
 | Here's Why You're Wrong | 0:51 | 91,515 | |
 | Should Animals Have More Eyes? | 1:13 | 30,531 | |
 | Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory | 2:60 | 225,534 | |
 | America Is More Religious Than Other Countries Due To Its Proximity To The Gates Of Hell | 1:18 | 41,016 | |
 | Cucumber Is Everywhere, So Why Are People Still Fat? | 1:11 | 66,036 | |
 | Watch a full replay of The Onion's live coverage of President Trump's congressional address. | 1:05:44 | 29,376 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'La La Land' | 3:36 | 88,641 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At 'Die Hard' | 3:14 | 53,215 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Rogue One' | 3:15 | 119,552 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At 'Beauty And The Beast' | 3:32 | 87,658 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At 'The Exorcist' | 1:28 | 30,547 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At 'Antichrist' | 1:29 | 33,713 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At ‘The Birds’ | 1:12 | 28,354 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ | 1:18 | 20,841 | |
 | Highlights From The First Presidential Debate | 3:34 | 88,994 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Sully' | 2:46 | 94,600 | |
 | How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated? | 2:41 | 44,039 | |
 | Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air? | 3:20 | 66,177 | |
 | How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery? | 2:33 | 269,848 | |
 | How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time? | 3:33 | 78,976 | |
 | DNC Speech: ‘I Am Proud To Say I Walked In On Bill And Hillary Having Sex’ | 2:55 | 27,120 | |
 | DNC Speech: Clinton Campaign Thanks Volunteers For Killing Millions Of Gnats In Hillary’s Bus | 2:35 | 16,864 | |
 | 360 Tour: Inside The DNC | 1:30 | 10,179 | |
 | DNC Speech: Could This Democrat Testing Out Phrases And Sounds Be The Future Of The Party? | 1:57 | 19,630 | |
 | DNC Speech: ‘It’s Howard Dean, Motherfucks!’ | 2:50 | 29,756 | |
 | Highlights Of Michelle Obama's 2016 DNC Speech | 2:58 | 36,589 | |
 | Highlights Of The 2016 RNC | 2:24 | 16,691 | |
 | 360 Tour: Inside The RNC | 1:15 | 9,863 | |
 | RNC Speech: ‘Fuck, We’re Really Just Letting This Fucking Happen?’ | 2:90 | 38,966 | |
 | Highlights Of Ted Cruz’s 2016 RNC Speech | 3:56 | 28,372 | |
 | RNC Speech: ‘Students Should Stop Taking Handouts And Find Their Diplomas In A Lake Like I Did’ | 2:32 | 17,769 | |
 | RNC Speech: ‘If We Don’t Elect Trump, Our Enemies Will’ | 2:47 | 49,164 | |
 | Highlights Of Chris Christie's 2016 RNC Speech | 2:52 | 23,970 | |
 | RNC Speech: Trump Invites Young Couple To Make Out For RNC Crowd | 2:60 | 20,916 | |
 | Highlights Of Melania Trump’s 2016 RNC Speech | 3:18 | 51,005 | |
 | Highlights Of Rudy Giuliani's 2016 RNC Speech | 1:19 | 30,351 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Ghostbusters' | 3:33 | 171,436 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Independence Day: Resurgence' | 3:38 | 72,088 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Finding Dory' | 3:26 | 117,595 | |
 | Ways To Make Your Commute More Enjoyable | 0:59 | 12,687 | |
 | Tips For Planning A Family Vacation | 0:42 | 24,567 | |
 | How To Live Gluten-Free | 0:41 | 31,037 | |
 | Tips For Socializing Your Dog | 0:59 | 37,575 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Captain America: Civil War' | 3:80 | 184,544 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice' | 3:31 | 187,951 | |
 | Brutal Anti-Cruz Attack Ad Just Candidate’s Photo Displayed Without Any Text, Voiceover, Music | 0:33 | 77,467 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' | 3:50 | 235,722 | |
 | The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’ | 3:45 | 206,234 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At 'Back To The Future' | 2:55 | 115,229 | |
 | Study: Technology Making It Easier For Mankind To Get More Annoyed Than Ever | 0:48 | 79,137 | |
 | Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket | 1:20 | 55,297 | |
 | Google Engineers Invent New Body Part To Strap Gadgets Onto | 1:19 | 95,927 | |
 | 6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies | 1:27 | 95,430 | |
 | How Cannibalistic Militias Could, Technically Speaking, Wipe Out A Small South American Village | 3:20 | 86,807 | |
 | Onion Explains: International Drug Trade | 2:39 | 74,123 | |
 | Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation | 2:29 | 61,526 | |
 | Meet The Person Who Had Surgery To Look Like A Reptile But Stopped Short Of Anything Really Cool | 3:26 | 69,250 | |
 | I, Despot: The Brutal Two-Year Reign Of An Undercover EDGE Reporter | 3:13 | 56,434 | |
 | Onion Explains: The Terrifying Growth Of ISIS | 2:41 | 139,565 | |
 | Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict | 2:52 | 70,720 | |
 | Onion Explains: The International State Of Women’s Rights | 2:35 | 62,257 | |
 | EDGE: Inside The Japanese Subculture Of Ignoring American Reporters Even If They're Rad As Hell | 2:33 | 85,510 | |
 | Onion Explains: The Totalitarian State Of North Korea | 2:57 | 86,428 | |
 | Scientists Teach Father To Communicate Emotions Using Rudimentary Hand Gestures | 1:25 | 59,639 | |
 | Scientists Continue Developing Alternative Energy Sources For Americans To Waste | 1:38 | 53,073 | |
 | EDGE: What's Up With This Big Hole? | 3:50 | 92,309 | |
 | EDGE: How The Israeli Occupation Has Made It Impossible For Palestinians To Score Drugs | 3:45 | 129,448 | |
 | Onion Explains: Putin's Russia | 2:55 | 110,687 | |
 | Onion Explains: The Rise Of China | 2:44 | 71,916 | |
 | New from The Onion Media Empire, EDGE: Uncaged, Unaccountable, Fucked Up | 0:34 | 165,611 | |
 | Study: Employees Happiest When Pretending To Work From Home | 1:90 | 140,984 | |
 | The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’ | 3:36 | 183,277 | |
 | The Onion Looks Back At ‘The Goonies’ | 3:22 | 56,167 | |
 | The Seven Male Role Models Every Child Needs For A Healthy Upbringing | 2:28 | 45,489 | |
 | It’s A Mom’s Right To Decide Whether Her Kids Ride A Stranger’s Dog | 2:25 | 51,708 | |
 | How To Successfully Sue Other Moms Who Steal Your Parenting Tricks | 2:29 | 49,873 | |
 | Baby-Naming Tips For New Moms | 0:58 | 52,809 | |
 | New App Lets You Work For Your Company Even While You Sleep | 1:18 | 33,627 | |
 | What Kind Of Mom Stick Is Right For You? | 2:42 | 45,692 | |
 | Show Off Your Unique Mommy Style With A Handmade Wicker Car Seat | 1:40 | 25,430 | |
 | Where Do You Rank On The Overall Mom Leaderboard? | 1:57 | 30,218 | |
 | The Key To Getting Pregnant Is Letting Everyone Know You’re Trying | 1:49 | 60,892 | |
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